When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).
Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.
by Skeletimothy June 17, 2015
When something that is so incredibly stupid happens that the use of a facepalm is not enough to show the underlying emotion; burying your head in shame.
by CrunchycandyBro January 24, 2011
by CrimewaveExitStrategey November 07, 2015
A rare type of sad winky smiley face that is only used by blonde and ginger people called ciara and Joel
by alexanderthegreatpleb December 07, 2018
Somebody who spends more than 75% of their free time on Facebook.
Someone who spends a freakishly long time on facebook.
Someone who spends a freakishly long time on facebook.
Person A - Is John coming out tonight?
Person B - No, he is staying in. Probably on Facebook stalking women.
Person A - Oh, he is such a Face-Warrior!
Person B - No, he is staying in. Probably on Facebook stalking women.
Person A - Oh, he is such a Face-Warrior!
by Gez North December 21, 2009
by anonymous0909090909 August 02, 2010
The art of using face unlock on another person's smartphone without their knowledge. Usually performed by a child from some sneaky angle while distracting the parent with other matters.
by PatTheChat June 08, 2019