Chinese Five Spice

The 6th member of the Spice Girls

Tony: Hey Mark, I can only think off 5 members of the Spice Girls - posh spice, sporty spice, baby spice, ginger spice and scary spice

Mark: ahh your forgetting Chinese Five Spice

by Steve McLaren June 27, 2023

Chinese Helmet

A very small dick.

A penis that has no shaft, just a head.

That dude in the hangover 2 was sporting a Chinese Helmet.

by afoxinthehole January 21, 2012

Chinese Whisper

A sexual act which involves 3 or more people jizzing in the ears and mouth of another individual and then will whisper a flirty quote into their ear and they will then have to guess what they said while having multiple hot loads in their mouth

"I'm bored and extremely horny, let's all do a Chinese Whisper on Carlos

by anonymous May 13, 2024

Chinese Robe

An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.

Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!

by AnthoneeDaSkrub November 29, 2016

chinese dirt ball

When you're eating out an Asian chick's asshole and she shits in your mouth.

Two asian chicks gave eachother chinese dirt balls.

by Kandyman420 June 10, 2016

Chinese Dick Trap

When you get your dick stuck in another guys foreskin like a Chinese finger trap.

Bro I was pulling so hard and my dick was stuck in the Chinese dick trap. I had to push in to him to get it out.

by IwearRompers July 14, 2022

Chinese Roulette

Buying heroin, fentanyl or dilaudid off the street, which could either be good pharmaceutical grade or could be some of the killer crap China's sending over by the containerload.

Carson died? How? - Played Chinese roulette at the grad party, man. Never woke up.
Ima play me some Chinese roulette, my back hurting so bad.

by PracticalPainiac June 16, 2018