star wars

Little men in white suits, whacking their heads on doors.
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
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console wars

The war between consoles.
In the good old days, it was Sega Vs. Nintendo.
Now, it's Microsoft (X-Box series) Sony (Playstation series) and Nintendo.
To be honest, X-Box is a wannabe console, Nintendo's and Sony's are much better. Microsoft is a newcomer in the game bussiness. But recently, PS3 is known to be ripping of Nintendo and Microsoft by copying things like motion sensing and the X-Bow live service.
Xbots, PSTools and Nintendrones all say the console they like is the best. This starts a console wars.
by Tole September 13, 2006
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poke war

when someone uses the poke feature on facebook to make a woman's vagina immediately begin to tingle and after a while cream herself
rosa pokes jeff

jeff pokes rosa back

rosa immediately creams herself

this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up
by niagrafalls January 31, 2010
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kindling war

When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth
In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.
by The_Cheater7 May 09, 2010
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War Hero

A term used to describe Naval Aviators who can't fly for shit, who keep crashing their planes or getting shot down and who spend the next several decades bragging about it.
by zombiemaster666 July 14, 2009
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Civil War

the war that occurred in the United States during the 1860s under President Abraham Lincoln that caused the highest number of casualties than any American war. It was a war between the North (the Union) and the South (the Confederacy) that centered around slavery—the North wanted it abolished while the South permitted it for economic reasons. The central issue of slavery began to divide the country in the 1840s as members of Congress bickered over the issue and as new states entered the Union. When a new “free” state entered the union, a new slave state was required do the same to create a balance. It even divided certain states themselves-- Missouri and Virginia, by which West Virginia seceeded from it after the war.

The war began shortly after Abe Lincoln became President in 1861 when the Confederacy attacked the Union's Fort Sumter, South Carolina—allegedly by mistake--and didn’t end until 1865 when Confederacy General Robert E. Lee surrendered to Union Commander Ulysses S. Grant in Appomattox Courthouse in Virginia. The Battle of Anteitem was the deadliest battle of the War. Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis should have all been hung afterwards for being a traitor to the United States, in my opinion.
The Civil war was the bloodiest war in American history and a very sad chapter in American history.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 26, 2008
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War on Terror

The war that apparently shouldn't be happening because apparently foreign countries have the right to kill tens of thousands of innocent civilians in an attack without the attacked country responding. As screwed up as the world is today, it shouldn't surprise anyone.
John: "Man, I remember where I was on 9/11, it was terrible. I'm glad we sent troops to prevent it from happening again."

Bill:"You're fucking crazy! There should be no war on terror, just let it happen to America and other nations. The terrorists are just expressing their opinion. So what if we all die!?"
by MeatBloodMan November 04, 2010
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