SVD-shit vapor density

The percentage of stench/stank that fills the air in a confined space (such as a public or private restroom) after releasing feces.

- "damn honey, I'm sorry for taking so long in there."

- "holy crap! I can barely breathe! That must have an SVD of 9!"

-"SVD?"

- " yea... SVD-shit vapor density! You can cut through that with a knife it's so thick!"

by Sneakyneeks September 5, 2013

Corn eyed shit rabbit

An Ethiopian Can Opener shaped to look like bugs bunny. (Hint: If you use cream corn, it will look like he's crying! FUN!!)

My girfreind was complaining about my small dick, so last night I brought out the corn eyed shit rabbit. I got corn dick after it melted, but I gave her a hell of a dirty sanchez

Hey, that corn eyed shit rabbit has a peanut in his head!!

by Mr. Noyb September 10, 2008

Brazillian Ju-Shit-Su

When your going hardcore missionary style and you give her a swift hit the stomach making her shit all over the place.

Dude she wouldn't stop talking when I was giving her the missionary so I gave her a little Brazillian Ju-Shit-Su.

by C.I.C May 1, 2009

donkey raping shit eater

ben cannon. he is an asshole who tries to pay people back in loose change.

man, ben! you are truly a donkey raping shit eater.

by zach steinberg April 26, 2004

Shit is bussin ong ong

Mid night sneeker gang meet up be like

DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNNN THOSE SNEEKERS SHIT IS BUSSIN ONG ONG

by Benis my Penis May 21, 2021

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"

by Max and Stevens December 26, 2011

booger shit beef patty

when you swallow so many flem boogers that you shit them out and it makes a brown beef patty looking thing with boogers infested into it .... when you make a booger shit beef patty, the noise is worse then a blowhorn and a train combined a booger shit beef patty smells so bad that if you stand next to it it smells worse then fendis ears mixed with the smell of murna and shazazas doodyyy when hes bleeding from his bUT hole ... beware of the booger shit beef pattyy...

AH SHIT !!! I JUST LAID A BOOGER SHIT BEEF PATTY !

by fart shit June 28, 2009