Eating a girl out that has the runs.
by Eric70 September 11, 2016
Get the Fu-man-chew mug.by Coolieboyz4U2NV May 10, 2010
Get the Eatah-man mug.It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
Get the Law on abandonment of your women to man mug.a male human being or whatever that bullshit is. he might be fake. pops everything and gave up since he didn't have full xp and didn't know if he was going that right way. didn't know what mushroom meant. kept answering questions. wants dead and says someone is scared and stunned. damn this shit is hard to do.
by rwesdrtfyghjkgfgdsegrtyguhjk February 2, 2022
Get the man mug.They knows all of the lore; the lore of your life, life, and all of the observable universe. This entity harvests this power and thrives off of knowledge. They are said to create the word "lore", or everything. They are some cosmic being lurking the streets of Earth, absorbing the power of the complex being of a human. Speaking to this entity will drive you to insanity from the pure information you will absorb, like Black Bolt whispering in your ear, and will explode. Only some have reported to survive a face to face interaction with this thing.
Person 1: Hey do you know where the closest gas station is?
Lore Man: Ī̶̟ ̶͈̤͛͒ḱ̴̤͕̑n̶̳͎̂͝o ̠̪̓̓w̴̢̲̑ ͓̼̚a ͔́ḷ̵̗͊͑l ̉͊ͅ ̵̘͗̋o̴̠͝f̴͖̮́ ̹̮̉t̵͍̄h ̎͜e̶͉͐ ̴̻͈̑͠l̶̰̄o ̝͂ȓ̵̳̣e̴̟̰͒̓.̶̢̍ ̴͓̗̾I ͚̏̕t̵̢̛̄͜ ͖̻̀̈́i̵̭͍̚s ̲̗̓̚ ̶͎̈1̶͖̾.̴̘̂̕3 ̢͊7̵͕̠̈5̶̘̤̓̕4̴͙͋7̶̣͑ ̴͍͆̊m̶̫̎̔i̵̗̣̎l̵̮͗ē̶̡̻̾s ̗̇̈́ ̶̭̒̏n̴̺̠̑͗o̴̾́͜r̶̨̙͗͝t̶́̿͜h ͚̋ ͈̯̌͌f ͖̄r̶̦̞̚ö̵͖́͝m̶̊̃ͅ ̴̥̈́t ̨̰̊ḧ̶͖ͅi̶̩̠̇͌s ̡̩̋̂ ͓͊͌e̶͇͇̾x̵̹̲́̏a ̛̺c ̗̫̈́͒t ̣̿͠ ̴̳̾p̶͉͍͝o ̟̀s ̻̕͝i ̰̗̔̄t ͇̅͜i ͈͋ȯ̵̼͍n ̱͆͝. ̺̓ ̳̾̂T ͙̥̈́a ͔̒ķ̶͋̒e ̞́ ̴͉͗͝ͅt ̮̟̈̓h̶͇̲̎͊i ͕̻͠͝s ̼̂ ̶͚͍̈r̶̝̦̐͗o̵̱̜͛́ā̵̘d ͔̍̅ ̵̗̔̕a ̙͇͐͆n ̡͙̌d ̰̲̃̿ ̶̠̓͘t ̫̀u̶̟͒r̴͊̈́ͅń̵̦̐ ̵̦̲̈̓r̴̗̣̓́i̴͍̮̔̃g ̼̰̉h ̘̘̍t̵͕̓̕ ̵̖͛i̵̡̯̅̚n ̢̃̊ ̞̩̚.̴̧̖̕8 ͍́ͅ5 ͈̠͆4 ̯̥̇̈́6 ͎͂̆ ̨̭͆̈́m̶͈̽̚i̶̼̒l̶̛̥͜e̴̲̦̾̉s̵͈͉͒͠ ̶̳̓ä̶̧́͘n̴̰͉͐d̶̮̮͝ ̴̻̆̏ï̴̜t ͔̗̽̽ ̵͒ͅw ͚͓͌i̵̦̋̽l ̲͆l̴͎͝ ̵̣̔͌b ̒̐͜e ̢̌̈́ ̵̝̿̇t ͉̯̍͑o̶̹̐̅ ̶͈̐y ̜͉͋ȏ̶̞̟͝ú̵̬̳r̴̮̳̆ ̣̹̔͊l̴̨͈̂́e ̙̾f̶̛̪ͅt ̘͗͌. ̣̕
Person 1: *goes insane and explodes*
Lore Man: Į̶̛̹̝̯̱̘̜̦̻̮͗͗̚ ͍̟͌̃̈́͝g ̟͓̱̞͗u ̙̙̘̱̮̣͕́̋͌̈́̒̍̑͝ȩ̵̬͖͎̄̆͝s ̢̢̨̝̮͙̝͔͖̿̒́̈́̓̔ŝ̴̜̽̌͂ ̶̡͕̞͓̺̟̌̊̂͜͠͝͝ͅs ͔͓̭̻̹̤̞̪͉͗̎̌͂̉͜o ̫͙̦͈̋̔̋́̏̐͘͠͝m ̣̟̱̜̞̈̀́e ̰̯̬̹͓̭̺͙̔͗̔͛̀͐̕ͅ ̢͙̮͊m ͕͇̮̺̮̻͚̅̒̽̆̐͊o ̛̻͇̐̂̒r ̟͒ţ̴͂̓͊̚͝͝ȃ̶̹͚͓̍̆̈́͐̄l̶͍͂́̂̏̎̋̒s̴̬͛̇̋͋ ̵̧͓͚͕͓̳̲̳̏̓̒́̓̓͝͝j̶̨̞̫̙͖̭͇͋ͅu̶̻͚̺͓̐́͛͘s̴͈͈̰̮̮͈͓͎̏͂͒ţ̵̟̻͑ ̴̧̫͍̗̥͇͎̠̣̆̋͌͛͛̿͑̆̃͘͜c̶̡͙͚͉͒̔̅̊͋͋̎͒a̶̢͖̱̯̘͊̊͛͝ṋ̴̗͕̈́̌̌ ̶̨̥̝̭̥͙̦̯̫̭̉̽͗̾͝͠n ̣̈́̒̿̋ơ̶̖͕̦̭̗̜̳͉̯̒̈͊̋̿͜t̵̤̹̪̀̈́̊͆͛͊̈́ ̵̰͕̠̖̗͉̪̒̊̑̍͆̏̂h ̨̦̝̺͇̰͉̉̿͋̃͘a ͚͓͚̮͖͆̈̀͆̈́̍̎̕͝n̶̦̜̉̿d̶̩̩̰̈́̃̍̎̿͂̽̋̅ļ̶͓̜̙̞̬̤̱͊̆̀̇͌́́̽̚e̶̡̦̻̍́̑́͠ ̴̢̛̬̣̼̪̲̏̃̈́͑͊͂t ̠͐̊͐h ̨̥̮̜̫͔̮̬̪̎ë̵͙̜̫͔̳͙́͑̎͌͌̓́̾ ̨͍̙̑͋͑̃͂͒͌̕͠l ̬͔̺̦̱̗̙̣̌͠o̶̝̜͚̒̈́̂̂́̓̐̍̃͘ŗ̵̢͖̪̞̖͔̭̻̈̎͆̄́̄͌̑͝e ̙̦̹̓̅̆̅̋͐̕͠.̶̡͇̘̮͓̍́̏
Lore Man: Ī̶̟ ̶͈̤͛͒ḱ̴̤͕̑n̶̳͎̂͝o ̠̪̓̓w̴̢̲̑ ͓̼̚a ͔́ḷ̵̗͊͑l ̉͊ͅ ̵̘͗̋o̴̠͝f̴͖̮́ ̹̮̉t̵͍̄h ̎͜e̶͉͐ ̴̻͈̑͠l̶̰̄o ̝͂ȓ̵̳̣e̴̟̰͒̓.̶̢̍ ̴͓̗̾I ͚̏̕t̵̢̛̄͜ ͖̻̀̈́i̵̭͍̚s ̲̗̓̚ ̶͎̈1̶͖̾.̴̘̂̕3 ̢͊7̵͕̠̈5̶̘̤̓̕4̴͙͋7̶̣͑ ̴͍͆̊m̶̫̎̔i̵̗̣̎l̵̮͗ē̶̡̻̾s ̗̇̈́ ̶̭̒̏n̴̺̠̑͗o̴̾́͜r̶̨̙͗͝t̶́̿͜h ͚̋ ͈̯̌͌f ͖̄r̶̦̞̚ö̵͖́͝m̶̊̃ͅ ̴̥̈́t ̨̰̊ḧ̶͖ͅi̶̩̠̇͌s ̡̩̋̂ ͓͊͌e̶͇͇̾x̵̹̲́̏a ̛̺c ̗̫̈́͒t ̣̿͠ ̴̳̾p̶͉͍͝o ̟̀s ̻̕͝i ̰̗̔̄t ͇̅͜i ͈͋ȯ̵̼͍n ̱͆͝. ̺̓ ̳̾̂T ͙̥̈́a ͔̒ķ̶͋̒e ̞́ ̴͉͗͝ͅt ̮̟̈̓h̶͇̲̎͊i ͕̻͠͝s ̼̂ ̶͚͍̈r̶̝̦̐͗o̵̱̜͛́ā̵̘d ͔̍̅ ̵̗̔̕a ̙͇͐͆n ̡͙̌d ̰̲̃̿ ̶̠̓͘t ̫̀u̶̟͒r̴͊̈́ͅń̵̦̐ ̵̦̲̈̓r̴̗̣̓́i̴͍̮̔̃g ̼̰̉h ̘̘̍t̵͕̓̕ ̵̖͛i̵̡̯̅̚n ̢̃̊ ̞̩̚.̴̧̖̕8 ͍́ͅ5 ͈̠͆4 ̯̥̇̈́6 ͎͂̆ ̨̭͆̈́m̶͈̽̚i̶̼̒l̶̛̥͜e̴̲̦̾̉s̵͈͉͒͠ ̶̳̓ä̶̧́͘n̴̰͉͐d̶̮̮͝ ̴̻̆̏ï̴̜t ͔̗̽̽ ̵͒ͅw ͚͓͌i̵̦̋̽l ̲͆l̴͎͝ ̵̣̔͌b ̒̐͜e ̢̌̈́ ̵̝̿̇t ͉̯̍͑o̶̹̐̅ ̶͈̐y ̜͉͋ȏ̶̞̟͝ú̵̬̳r̴̮̳̆ ̣̹̔͊l̴̨͈̂́e ̙̾f̶̛̪ͅt ̘͗͌. ̣̕
Person 1: *goes insane and explodes*
Lore Man: Į̶̛̹̝̯̱̘̜̦̻̮͗͗̚ ͍̟͌̃̈́͝g ̟͓̱̞͗u ̙̙̘̱̮̣͕́̋͌̈́̒̍̑͝ȩ̵̬͖͎̄̆͝s ̢̢̨̝̮͙̝͔͖̿̒́̈́̓̔ŝ̴̜̽̌͂ ̶̡͕̞͓̺̟̌̊̂͜͠͝͝ͅs ͔͓̭̻̹̤̞̪͉͗̎̌͂̉͜o ̫͙̦͈̋̔̋́̏̐͘͠͝m ̣̟̱̜̞̈̀́e ̰̯̬̹͓̭̺͙̔͗̔͛̀͐̕ͅ ̢͙̮͊m ͕͇̮̺̮̻͚̅̒̽̆̐͊o ̛̻͇̐̂̒r ̟͒ţ̴͂̓͊̚͝͝ȃ̶̹͚͓̍̆̈́͐̄l̶͍͂́̂̏̎̋̒s̴̬͛̇̋͋ ̵̧͓͚͕͓̳̲̳̏̓̒́̓̓͝͝j̶̨̞̫̙͖̭͇͋ͅu̶̻͚̺͓̐́͛͘s̴͈͈̰̮̮͈͓͎̏͂͒ţ̵̟̻͑ ̴̧̫͍̗̥͇͎̠̣̆̋͌͛͛̿͑̆̃͘͜c̶̡͙͚͉͒̔̅̊͋͋̎͒a̶̢͖̱̯̘͊̊͛͝ṋ̴̗͕̈́̌̌ ̶̨̥̝̭̥͙̦̯̫̭̉̽͗̾͝͠n ̣̈́̒̿̋ơ̶̖͕̦̭̗̜̳͉̯̒̈͊̋̿͜t̵̤̹̪̀̈́̊͆͛͊̈́ ̵̰͕̠̖̗͉̪̒̊̑̍͆̏̂h ̨̦̝̺͇̰͉̉̿͋̃͘a ͚͓͚̮͖͆̈̀͆̈́̍̎̕͝n̶̦̜̉̿d̶̩̩̰̈́̃̍̎̿͂̽̋̅ļ̶͓̜̙̞̬̤̱͊̆̀̇͌́́̽̚e̶̡̦̻̍́̑́͠ ̴̢̛̬̣̼̪̲̏̃̈́͑͊͂t ̠͐̊͐h ̨̥̮̜̫͔̮̬̪̎ë̵͙̜̫͔̳͙́͑̎͌͌̓́̾ ̨͍̙̑͋͑̃͂͒͌̕͠l ̬͔̺̦̱̗̙̣̌͠o̶̝̜͚̒̈́̂̂́̓̐̍̃͘ŗ̵̢͖̪̞̖͔̭̻̈̎͆̄́̄͌̑͝e ̙̦̹̓̅̆̅̋͐̕͠.̶̡͇̘̮͓̍́̏
by idontfuckmen July 28, 2022
Get the Lore Man mug.by thomas oconnor November 1, 2003
Get the man note mug.The temperature in a predominantly white establishment (ie Red Robin, Cracker Barrel, your friend Kyle’s basement) that is just cold enough to be uncomfortable. This means you can not put on another layer as you will now be too hot, so you must instead just sit there and suffer the White Man’s Chill.
Damn this Red Robin burger is the shit, but look at Andrew shivering. He obviously isn’t adapted to the “White Man’s Chill”. The WMC is no joke man.
by Obama with an F July 17, 2024
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