Yes you are

No. You're dumb. You ARE dumb. That's a fact. I was there. I sawr it.

Hym "Yes you are. Dumb. Dumb as dogshit. And you are either attractive, your cock is fat enough, or you're actually too mentally retarded for anyone to call you on it. Dumbo Mcgee. Stupid. Dumb and bad. Dumb and also don't actually listen to people who are not dumb. Like me. I invented AI and therefore cannot be dumb. Arguably the greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

...and the whore you rode in on!

A mondegreen of the charmingly derogatory phrase "well fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

In the days before trains, motorcars and aeroplanes represented a relatively less expensive source of mechanical horsepower, the wealth gap divided knights, kings, nobles and others who could afford horses from paupers who could not. Polo was "the sport of kings" as the trained polo horses cost a fortune with many drowned during heated water polo matches. The resentment was thinly-veiled and phrased in terms of "get off your high horse" to knock the would-be rider off the pedestal.

Transport is now plentiful (while certainly not free) but the cost of paid adult companionship still largely starts in the three-figures-per-hour range and can go up to, well, the sky's the limit. The mile high club remains an amusement for the idle rich.

Hence the resentment of you...and the whore you rode in on!

by bitchuck September 11, 2025

I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe

I’m smarter than you people think I am

by Death Menace May 14, 2022

You

You're actually searching yourself?

You: *Types "YOU"*

Urban Dictionary: "Hola, soy Dora. Can you tell me why you SEARCHED YOURSELF?"

by Yourself, who else? January 22, 2021

You cold asl

Your fine asf! Whoever that someone is, is saying your sexy

Bro look at dat chick over there, bro she fine asf
If you think your fine, den you cold asl or fine asl

by FruitSnaxkz March 23, 2023

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" Y Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" Y Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" Y Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.

Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

by von groovy June 28, 2024