I shit dicks

To shit dicks means to be very angry, or upset

"when she twisted my nipple i shit dicks!"

by jeremy lutkins February 17, 2007

donkey dick sandwich

A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.

Jim Bob made a donkey dick sandwich for lunch.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Red Dot Dick

RDD... when you have sex so ferociously with out a condom that in the morning you have red dots on your dick..
could also be early signs of a VD
what happens when you hit a skanky girl raw daddy

I shoulda never done that prostitute without a condom... I woke up this morning with Red Dot Dick.

by j nellie December 4, 2007

big dick energy

having confidence without being cocky

Ethan Dolan got that big dick energy.

by youtubelover2017 August 21, 2018

tippin on my dick

A way to tip a waiter or waitress by placing money on your penis and presenting it to said water/waitress.

Friend: "Did you tip the waiter"
You: "Not yet, but I'll be tippin on my dick."

by totallynotyou_:) April 8, 2010

dick 'n' twat

His and her's.

That's the home of Dick 'n' Twat.

by DougKlast June 9, 2009

eat a fat dick

Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor.

"Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!

by Turner Houston July 31, 2006