don't slit my throat over it

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

by Oh my my February 26, 2015

do you like my hat?

What a guy who's wearing a hat, especially an impressive-looking hat,typically asks of someone.

I ran into Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Tony,Todd,Musa,Brock,and Scott the other day--they were all wearing hats like deerstalkers,plain snowhats,and cowboy hats--and they each asked of me,"Do you like my hat?" Of course I said yes-very impressive headgear!

by JMC70 November 28, 2016

i just broke my wrist

What happens when you are whippin' like a chef (ouu)

Damn my nigga I just broke my wrist while cooking like a chef! Shiiit... I'm whippin' like Lil Pump

by Yung Perc July 14, 2017

too lazy to write my name

a cunt with a surprisingly large amount of time to do nothing

wow, too lazy to write my name is a total cunt.

by Some Scottish Cunt August 31, 2017

My Toast Father named Toast

This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now

Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit

by Libsu April 19, 2018

Played the Cigarette Out of My Hand

When someone beats you a contest or game (usually cards) extremely badly. Originating from the game Shithead, where one can be made to pick up so many cards that they must put their cigarette down to hold them all.

“Matthew is way too lucky, he’s played the cigarette out of my hand!”

by The Hylander July 11, 2018

Nut up at the night of my life

Used when something is very good

P1: "Jenny told me I can enter her backdoor dude"
P2: "Oh nice dude"
P1: "Nut up at the night of my life!"

by lizardkid September 11, 2018