zombie kamikazi

The act of committing suicide while under capture in a zombie apocalypse, and trying to get back at said kidnappers by being a zombie by the time they come to check on you unnaware and getting bit.

She thought to her self, "These bastards wanna play huh?" As she slit her throat commiting zombie kamikazi in the hopes her captors would face a swift ending upon their return to the cabin.

by OdRalf October 10, 2020

Zombie news-corp

When all the news corporations in your country are dead. no longer independent or bought up by the highest bidder. Freedom of press is dead and has come back in the form of propaganda.

all the news in this country has become a zombie news-corp, I may as well stop paying attention.

by Jake Jimmy Smith October 15, 2020

wild rabid zombie horses

Said to explain that your so in love with someone to whom you can't speak of in public. comes from the phrase 'wild horse couldn't take me away from you'

"The photo copier is not working properly can you please help me fix it?"..replies "wild rabid zombie horses peter"....you'd do anything to spend five minutes with this person.

by world Peace April 9, 2017

it's gone zombie

when something has gone beyond viral

particularly for someone you dislike

"did you see Lucy's new post?"
"no, why?"
"oh shit dude. it's gone zombie"

by gone fuckin zombie May 6, 2017

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

Zombie

the state of being dead and alive at the same time

what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover

1.
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup

2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?

by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017

zombie

1) when someone who previously ghosted you begins to talk to you again. Ergo, rises from the dead
2) people who reappear in your life after a long period of no contact

WOW, this guy had the audacity to ghost me three weeks ago and now he just texted me again. How dare he zombie me?

by MiiAmorr July 6, 2017