national zombie day

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him

Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN

by trollerspy December 14, 2021

Zombie

A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.

A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.

Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.

by LexiLove<333 May 30, 2011

N00b Zombie

The monsters of a 'horror' video created by Shelby Simpson(Radical) and Kendra Powell(KenDino) of Gaiaonline.com.
A n00b zombie is basically a mindless n00b that eats gaian flesh.

"Go away you n00b zombie!!"(uugh.. Braains..)
"N00B ZOMBIES ARE COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!"

by Shelbeh!! October 16, 2008

Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.

She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.

by anonymous April 5, 2022

cest le zombie

he is a cool man and he gives me money so that i can do more!!!!

yes

Hey, has cest le zombie given us the kidneys yet?
Yeah! He got around to it yesterday!

by Spit 2 March 8, 2021

Club Zombie

A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.

“Those club zombies can’t stop going out and chicken cutleting girls on the beach”

by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023

Coffee Zombie

When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.

Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.

by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018