Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.

After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.

by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013

willy wonka kiss

Its when you go ass to mouth

Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.

by Chkygal October 7, 2015

slick willy slammer

When you do 4 shots of fireball and try to get laid and it doesn't work...

Damn bill is an idiot he pulled a slick willy slammer on Sally last night

by Billyz February 25, 2022

wet willy jr.

when a baby slobbers all over their pacifier or finger and inserts it into an unsuspecting person's ear.

Omg! The baby totally just gave me a wet willy jr.!!!

by tonys*gurl83 November 5, 2011

The Wand/Willy Game

when your reading harry potter out loud and everyone gets bored, so you spice it up by saying willy instead of wand everytime its mentioned :D

Harry took the willy. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the willy above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework...

"I'm bored, shall we play The Wand/Willy Game?"

"Dude, best wand/willy game EVER!"

by LottieMoor June 12, 2012

invisible wet willie

When one spits in another's ear

Oh my god, John just got an invisible wet willie!

by Harthroth November 8, 2019

Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.

How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"

by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021