by Klahvubo December 20, 2013
Get the arabian wet willymug. when your reading harry potter out loud and everyone gets bored, so you spice it up by saying willy instead of wand everytime its mentioned :D
Harry took the willy. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the willy above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework...
"I'm bored, shall we play The Wand/Willy Game?"
"Dude, best wand/willy game EVER!"
"I'm bored, shall we play The Wand/Willy Game?"
"Dude, best wand/willy game EVER!"
by LottieMoor June 12, 2012
Get the The Wand/Willy Gamemug. The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013
Get the Dyslexic Wet Willymug. Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.
They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing
They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing
"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live
by Charno July 1, 2019
Get the Willy Waving Contestmug. Its when you go ass to mouth
Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.
by Chkygal October 7, 2015
Get the willy wonka kissmug. by Billyz February 25, 2022
Get the slick willy slammermug. How everything tastes like blueberries after chewing Juicy Fruit Juicy Secret. (Named after Violet turning into a blueberry after chewing gum in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
Guy 1: So, you like the food?
Guy 2: I don't even know! I still have the Willy Wonka curse from that stupid gum!
Guy 2: I don't even know! I still have the Willy Wonka curse from that stupid gum!
by XblackXheartedXbeautyX April 5, 2011
Get the Willy Wonka cursemug.