Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.

After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.

by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013

arabian wet willy

A wet willy with shit on your finger instead of saliva.

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by Klahvubo December 20, 2013

willy wonka kiss

Its when you go ass to mouth

Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.

by Chkygal October 7, 2015

Willy Waving Contest

Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.

They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing

"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live

by Charno July 1, 2019

invisible wet willie

When one spits in another's ear

Oh my god, John just got an invisible wet willie!

by Harthroth November 8, 2019

extra wet willy

When two people are having sex (doggy style) and the one in the back puts their pinky in their mouth and proceeds to give their partner a "wet willy" while the long, thrusting.

I was hittin it from the back, and I noticed I had some chip crums on my finger , so I licked it clean and thought to myself, "hey its the perfect time for a extra wet willy!"

by Wet&wild69 November 12, 2017

The Wand/Willy Game

when your reading harry potter out loud and everyone gets bored, so you spice it up by saying willy instead of wand everytime its mentioned :D

Harry took the willy. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the willy above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework...

"I'm bored, shall we play The Wand/Willy Game?"

"Dude, best wand/willy game EVER!"

by LottieMoor June 12, 2012