Van Houzen

Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.

fun fact: the average Van Houzen take about 5 years to finish a glass of green milk.

by sdsdfsdfsdfsegergergerer December 12, 2021

white van

run

Hey kids want some candyyyyy just hop in my white van?????

no....kids.....run

by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022

Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020

1962 Van Euhton contraption

The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly

"Hey Jim how long have you put Richard on the 1962 Van Euhton contraption?"

by Grugmoment1999 January 16, 2020

Van Bros

Men who have gone to see the Immersive Van Gogh Experience to please their significant others

We are Van Bros now; I took Katie to The Immersive Van Gogh Experience in Pittsburg for Christmas. Honestly, I didn’t hate it.

by KKGiGi December 31, 2021

Van McCann

van mccan is the lead singer of catfish and the bottlemen he is very fit. no one can compare to him.

his name means sexy as fuck.
i would happily let him rail me any day of the week 😏

“oi you know you are a van mccann”

by Wagwan b November 21, 2020

Van Zanten

When you plow into the side of someone as they're trying to get away.

Person A: "Dude, I totally pulled a Van Zanten on my girl last night!"
Person B: "What, you banged her from the side when she was running away?!"
Person A: "Yeah."
Person B: "Nice. It's messed up, but still. Nice."

by TurboTard October 4, 2023