look under the hood

To look under a girl's shirt or panties for the "goods"

Guy 1: Bro, she's hot!
Guy 2: Damn, did you get a look under the hood?
Guy 1: Hell ya I did, looks like she got her engine steamed.

by rohitjo September 3, 2020

Down under

A great song by Men at Work. The song is better know as the Australian national anthem.

I was listening to down under and all of the sudden started eating vegimite with a crocodile.

by Godman1 September 10, 2020

Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.

I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.

by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020

Severe underbite

Severe underbite -- when it smells like pussy but it tastes like shit.

She smells great but tastes funny -- I must have severe underbite.

by Al Berich October 3, 2020

legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020

paid under the table

Paid under the table

Paid under the table

by anonymous December 15, 2020

eat under table

Meaning in Jamaica a man who licks and sucks a woman's vagina.

Yes I catch you having oral sex. I thought you said you never ever eat under table

by Awadatsah December 27, 2020