University at Buffalo 

A well respected University in the city of Buffalo, New York. UB is a flagship of the State University of New York system and is over 165 years old. The school offers some of the nations best degrees in Business, Architecture, Medicine, Dentistry, engineering, physics, education, and social sciences, to name a few. UB's athletic teams play in the Mid American Conference and are an FBS, Division 1 program. The athletic teams are known as the "Bulls", while the schools mascot is "Victor E. Bull". UB comprises roughly 20,000 undergraduates and about 10,000 graduate students. It is the largest university in the Northeast (comprising New England and New York State). Despite the other definition, UB is in fact a prestigious university and is one of the hardest schools to be accepted into in the state of New York. It also has lower admission rates than many competing flagship public schools in the nation.

Person 1: Man I wish I went to the University at Buffalo...they have athletics, well respected programs, and an awesome college experience...too bad I'll be going to a private school that costs $56,000

Person 2: Yeah, well I go to the University at Buffalo...and by the time we both graduate, we'll be making the same amount of money...except you'll be in $200,000 of debt.

Person 3: *sigh*

University at Buffalo by Buffalofan4255 August 6, 2011

University of Utah 

A taxpayer-supported university located in Salt Lake City for people who

A. don't have the grades or the test scores to get into BYU
B. want to major in smoking pot, getting laid, drinking beer, jerking off, or journalism
C. want to study Marxism
D. are non-Mormon or Jack Mormon

Orrin was rejected by BYU so he decided to enroll at the University of Utah where he majored in jerking off and minored in journalism.

University of Utah by Jose Pendejo September 19, 2003

Northern Arizona University 

The coolest University known to Earth! Three words...high altitude training!

ASU "student":
Dude how come you can out drink me?
NAU awesome person:
Cus I go to Northern Arizona University the coolest college known to Earth!

Northern Arizona University by xpartygonewildx April 26, 2007

University of Waterloo

A horribly overrated, poorly located, atrociously designed school. It's only strength lies in it's engineering prowess, specifically the fields of electrical and computer engineering. Any student who attends this university for any reason other than engineering is blind to the fact that they are utterly wasting their time and money.

Waterloo kids constantly remind anyone who will listen that the school enjoys a healthy relationship with microsoft as a "secret recruiting ground" because that ancient fact is essentially it's only claim to fame.

Students of the school also enjoy making reference to a horribly overdrawn exaggeration in that the school is "The MIT of the North", possibly because they are really stupid enough to believe so, or because they have been shut off from the outside world because of the school's horrendously unfavourable location.

In reality, among Canadian universities, the school sits comfortably in the middle of the pack.

friend 1: So, I'm going to U of T next year. What about you?

friend 2: I was accepted at Waterloo for math, so I'm definitely going there. It's a Canadian Ivy!

friend 1: Sometimes I can't believe we're even friends.

University of Waterloo by Jason August 10, 2006

Youngstown State University 

A reasonably priced institution of higher learning, a.k.a., "the academy on the hill." It was founded in Youngstown, Ohio (between Pittsburgh and Cleveland), as a law school in the YMCA, eventually became a state college and then a state university. It has a great reputation for many of its degrees, including engineering, physical therapy, nursing, business and education. It also has a NEOMFA and a doctorate in education. The campus is sprawling and well-attended by landscapers. The Butler Institute of American Art is surrounded by the YSU campus. Nearby is the world renowned Mill Creek Park.
Many Northeastern Ohio residents--and people from all over the world--attend to save money and end up loving the institution and its faculty and staff, many of whom have national reputations. Killer sports teams! World-class library, Maag Library on Wick Avenue!
There are great Italian restaurants within walking distance, and the downtown has been revived. There are live jazz clubs and great martini bars! Check it out!

Youngstown State University is a tremendous institution where you can obtain a superior education in many fields.

Youngstown State University by YSU Alumna Karen March 4, 2009

St. John's University 

The professors are the most knowledgeable, down-to-earth people I have ever met. College professors are different than high-school teachers; professors are interested in you, you as a person. Not only this but they are all willing to help, they want the best for your education, and focus more on how much you can learn instead of the grade they have to give. The man in charge of the Honors Program, Dr. Foreman, has a heart merely to listen to his students, and spread his knowledge to them, and makes sure to leave his door open to any student who needs to talk. The students and professors here are sincerely the greatest are slowly shaping me and my entire education into the person I always pictured myself being.

Where is St. John's University?

NY, NY!

St. John's University by gerby845 November 20, 2012

University Of Vermont 

1. Abbreviated UVM: An amazing (but expensive) "public ivy league" University, with a large enough population to offer amazing classes but with few enough people so as not to be overwhelming and crowded.

2. Hippie capitol of the world.

3. Where most of Vermont goes to use drugs.

1. UVM sure is expensive; I needed to sell my soul to the devil to attend.

2. Hey man let's go be hippified at groovy UV!

3. I'm so high... must have been the weed I bought at the University of Vermont.

University Of Vermont by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009