Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Tony

short boy, who is a mommy’s boy that apologizes for everything and will break a girls heart and fat shame people.

tony: hey at least i can fit in the ocean

and don’t look like a cow
anyone: rude

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Tony Stark

Weird, Rich, "Smart" pedophile who secretly had a crush on peter parker.

Hey man! DId you see Tony Stark Arrested for SA??

by untitledtae November 5, 2025

Toni

I LOVE TONI SO MUCH, ID DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING FOR HER OML, I NEED HER TO BE MINE, LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING IF I CANT HAVE TONI

Luv you toni-me

by Ukev5 Lover June 10, 2025

Toni

A typical greek ass motherfucker who has no reason to tryhard in normals, mostly refered as ''Toni''

Wanna do some normals to chill?
No we only tryhard in normals!
Stop being such a Toni man

by OmegaSlav122 February 18, 2022

Tony Loya

Tony Loya is a sexy, hot, rich man born in december 24 2001 hes only a few years older then me but still my man😍

Aqui andamos en vivo desde east L.A. como no su compa tony loya my boy we got some bangers for yall we finna start with this one que va por nombre el plug shoutout my boys live rec puro DMG jalese compa

by Jesus Antonio Saldivar Loya November 20, 2023

horny tony

A pretty horny guy.

Dustin can't keep his hands to himself; he's being such a horny tony.

by MegagnH October 6, 2016