Paranoia Man

An extreme hypochondriac who thinks every small event could be signaling the end of the world. Wears tinfoil hats frequently and thinks swollen lymph nodes could be grave illnesses. Found frequently around the Baltic Sea, goes by the Hoss in some circles. Never go full paranoia man, could be dangerous.

Look at number 62...he got the wind knocked out of him and is going full paranoia man over the symptoms.

by Baltooo March 10, 2019

man-tac

To receive one's acid reducer from giving and completing oral sex.

After eating this Mexican food with the girls at lunch, I am glad I got my man-tac before I got out of bed this morning. He has never shot off that much!!!

by bunny blew November 13, 2011

man brand

One's masculine credibility, which is enhanced or damaged by the choices that he makes.

Dude, put that Fluffy Navel down before someone sees you - you've gotta preserve your man brand.

by PremiumGuy September 9, 2010

Ohio Man

It’s a type of loser who thinks he is the president of the world but he is just an idiot who can’t get a life and should totally just die

John:Look! An Ohio man!
Amy:what’s an Ohio man?
John:an idiot like ur boyfriend

by Reshakae February 7, 2023

Bonsai man

A threatening entity that exists in the darkest crevices of your mind. He’s behind you at all times. He enjoys long walks on the beach and Pictionary

Don’t let the Bonsai man consume your soul!

by WeatherSnake May 13, 2021

Asad The Man

Really sexy guy. his Name means Lion. gets all the bitches.

Asad The Man gets all the bitches

by Asad The Man November 28, 2018

Keyboard Man

While playing Ghost Writer Webcam, the person typing is referred to as the Keyboard Man

Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!

by theandimancan August 4, 2010