Mario is a tire

Its something that happens when Mario says i am a tire it's so shaking in my boots that i shitted my pants and i am bored

person: Mario is a tire

by imma a tire September 8, 2025

Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.

god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"

by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025

helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse

Owen is helping me with my car tires

by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

Yeah, I’m just tired

roughly translates to ‘I’m at my limit and I’m gonna end it all’

Commonly used when someone is depressed, and is truly at their emotion or mental limit- who might end it all at some point

“Hey are you okay?” “Yeah, I’m just tired”

by Kenny’sLostDiary July 27, 2024

mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore

the expression of pure joy and being grateful. for the second person — full time success of screwing theirs sleep schedule, after such a long time.

person1. hey, mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore !
person1. *waking up* fuck yes..

by bellamy96blake January 1, 2021

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023