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Post Billie Depression

The phase that comes after meeting Billie Eilish, where it feels as if you are missing something in your life and your organs are being ripped out of your body. You miss Billie and no longer feel whole.
Is Caitlin ok?, she was crying in her live stream last night, no shes not ok she is suffering from Post Billie Depression.
by Wet squig June 11, 2019
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Post Mustache Depression

The cold, lonely feeling on one's upper lip following the shaving of one's epic moveber mustache. This phenomenon occurs on December 1st, and can last for weeks. There is no known cure.
Bro 1: Ah man, I'm totally missing having a movember stache, I've got a serious case of Post Mustache Depression.
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
by MoBro92 November 28, 2011
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Post-Final Syndrome

The clinical term for the lack of motivation that accompanies being done with college finals. Symptoms involve sleeping for unparalleled amounts of time, failure to interact with friends or loved ones, and feeling generally unmotivated.

PFS is known to last anywhere between two and four weeks. There is no known cure, but PFS is luckily almost never fatal. Symptoms recur even after repeated exposure to college finals, suggesting that the human mind cannot adapt to these circumstances.
I haven't seen Josh for weeks; he must be sleeping off his Post-Final Syndrome.
by Dryman May 23, 2017
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Post Completion Depression

When something that you have put a lot of time into recently is finally over (like the finale to a tv series that you love, or the end of a great video game trilogy) you are sometimes left melancholy, and with a feeling of "what do I do now". This lingering sadness is called "Post Completion Depression", though it's often shortened to P.C.D.
Anime enthusiast: So have you finished watching Kill la Kill yet!?
Casual anime fan: Yeah, it was great, in fact, I think I'm starting to get Post Completion Depression.
by LILJJH September 11, 2015
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Post Balldum depression

The gloomy feeling you get right after you masturbate due to the realization of how lonely you are.
Dude i just jacked it, and now i got post balldum depression!
by MrPrimeribs May 6, 2011
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Post-Christmas Depression

That period of time, usually following New Year's, when you must take down all Christmas decorations and as a result, your house feels cold and naked.
John: Aw man... that spot by the fireplace where the Christmas tree used to stand feels so empty now.
Bob: Yeah, you're suffering from Post-Christmas depression. We all get it.
by TheSantaClaus December 30, 2011
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Post Beverage Drip

The drips of sticky stuff that gets on your hand from the adjacant dispenser while you are filling your soda cup at a fast food establishment like Subway, Burger King or the like.
Dude, I need a napkin, I have a bad case of post beverage drip.
by Lil Kevy February 18, 2010
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