detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it? 

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it? by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

You gotta eat the booty like groceries 

EATTING THAT ASS

You gotta eat the booty like groceries tonight

You gotta eat the booty like groceries by Skn May 16, 2015

you do not know the way 

you do not know the way, you think you know the way, but only me, and my bruddas know the way.

my brudda, you do not know the way.

you do not know the way by HandleGod January 24, 2018

you dont get to keep all the boohoos 

When your girl fuck someone else and cries about it to you

I told that bitch you dont get to keep all the boohoos

you dont get to keep all the boohoos by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back 

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere

my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back by blueskypanda June 6, 2020

you, me, aurest, and the boys 

originally coined by African- American philanthropist Vincent Myers, it refers to the grouping of the collective powers amongst 2 adolescent males that choose to associate themselves with albanian national congress representative aurest teme.

Man: I was going to watch the election of you, me, aurest, and the boys

Woman: Isnt this their second time running for congress?

Man: Yeah, they might win.

you, me, aurest, and the boys by M. O. Lester January 3, 2010

You know, the thing 

The thing, you know, it's the thing, the thing that Sleepy Joe Biden clearly doesn't know.

Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!

America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!

You know, the thing by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022