manual rocket launcher

when you nut in a girls mouth and clothesline her causing the jizz to shoot across the room and splat on the wall.

tom:hey bill did you bone last night?
bill:yeah man i made her do the manual rocket launcher
tom:hell yeah! did you hit the window and make it look like a bird shitted on the window?

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018

bottle rocket cock

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.

She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF May 9, 2018

Armchair Rocket Scientist

A person on social media who’s only engineering experience is in stock Kerbal Space Program telling people that a team of hundreds who have years of experience don’t know what they’re doing

A person who doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about

CS_Skeptic said that Starship can’t fly because the flaps will tear off. What an armchair rocket scientist!

by TheRealSheep5 January 31, 2023

Prosecco Reese's Rocket

After shaking a Prosecco bottle sprayed all over a woman clothed only in two Reese's cups.

Last night that Prosecco Reese's Rocket cost me $37; it was so worth.

by Bigish Johnson April 2, 2021

Little Rocket Man

He wants the west to rot and die in a hole. He also has an insane addiction to nuclear missiles. He should really go to Dr. Phil

Little Rocket Man: First I'll nuke Japan, then South Korea, then I will finally cHing ChoNg AmeRiCa

by Crotux December 11, 2019

Rocket League Mexican

Someone who tries too hard in Rocket League. Doesn't have to actually be Mexican. Often times has a rap song as their player anthem.

Dude the other team are playing like a bunch of Rocket League Mexicans they try too hard.

by ImNotDeluxe September 3, 2023