Jerk-hole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
A common place to put every jerk a person meets in their life.
May be seen as a less scandalous way of calling another person an asshole.
Coined by MatPat from The Game Theorists on YouTube.

MattyPatty is such a Jerk-hole! Of course he finds "wife material" in every girl he meets.

by SilverTheorist February 1, 2018

Guilt Jerk

n. The act of masturbating while simultaneously crying in an attempt to cheer yourself up.

"Did you hear that Danny got caught cheating on her?"

"I'm sure he had a guilt jerk over it"

"Sure.."

by Degeneration101 February 14, 2014

Pizza Jerk

A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.

Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"

PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"

by EnthusiasticElder June 19, 2016

chili jerk

WHEN you take a shit a dick nd jerk it off

“Let’s do a chili jerk tonight”

by Eatassssssss December 13, 2017

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.

(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)

by zetazetaram May 31, 2016

Jerk

The only reasonable comeback to being called bitch.

Dean: Bitch.

Sam: Jerk.

by Supernatural/MarvelNerd November 2, 2020

Jerk and roll

When you wrap a wrap at maccas and get the perfect finish

Bro that wrap is so perfect did you jerk and roll it ?

by Maccas lover5000 June 13, 2022