Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher

A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.

Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023

Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy

a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.

Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit

by I'm too Important for You August 13, 2009

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King October 7, 2018

Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

by Captain Figurative April 3, 2020

forbidden fruit

Tide pod.

Dude: I'ma eat this tide pod
Dude 2: You mean the forbidden fruit

by Spinky_Attacker March 3, 2019

Luffy Fruit

Its a devil fruit from the animanga One Piece. The original name is Gomu Gomu no mi.
Kids in GPO refer to it as Luffy Fruit because they are too retarded to use the actual name

"Trading Luffy fruit for everything in game + phoeyus virginity"

by Pengulolz June 20, 2022

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 6, 2022