christmas

the best time of the frikn chikn year.

dont argue jesus is imporanto kids

MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES

by kylethebeetlebile November 11, 2019

Flag

Get the christmasmug.

Christmas

When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.

Patricia: “Yay! Santa brought us presents”
Jim: “Well no duh, it’s Christmas 🙄”

by life.is.shit =) January 7, 2021

Flag

Get the Christmasmug.

christmas

george floyde

merry christmas george floyde , rest in peace my guy

by Lovelife94 October 19, 2021

Flag

Get the christmasmug.

christmas eve

the day before christmas, normally named christmas eve, but is infact a celebration of the oldest member of one directions birthday and nothing more

dude its christmas eve!

i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan!

by nialls_spilt_tea_28 December 24, 2021

Flag

Get the christmas evemug.

Dreaming of a White Christmas

Your typical ejaculating over a females head while christmas carols play, real standard stuff.

Keith: What did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard

by Jerry mctits May 26, 2016

Flag

Get the Dreaming of a White Christmasmug.

Christmas Tree Bullying

When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.

Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads

by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021

Flag