Yo DANTE!!! I ain't ran from the cops in a week, i'm feeling kinda slow. How 'bout us folk go to the tracks... THE TRAIN TRACKS?!?! Chase that damn Amtrack like we high and shiit.
by Verbinh "I was raised by my parents Johnson February 28, 2005
On a girl's birthday, a group of guys stand in a line outside a room. One by one, they enter the room to have sex with the lucky birthday girl inside.
by superfancy February 04, 2013
"Damn bro did you hear about that girl?"
"Jamie? Yeah bro she got train wrecked by the whole football team!”
"Jamie? Yeah bro she got train wrecked by the whole football team!”
by beyonceovoxo May 28, 2015
When you have to take a crap but you're busy with things that aren't totally important (facebook, music, texting while laying on your bed, tv) because you're planning that one day you'll be in a situation where you know you'll have to hold it. You don't want your body to get used to just dumping whenever it wants.
i was laying on be bed, watching tv and facebook chatting with my girlfriend... then it hit me, i had to crap. But i was so comfortable... so i started to think of school how its weird to dump there so i did my Colon Training to get my body used to holding it. It payed off the very next day
by Czar McCheesly February 05, 2010
by pv27 May 23, 2009
by cardscub April 13, 2010
A train boy is someone who thinks that Dodge from "Locke & Key" is unbearable for throwing a kid in front of a train, regardless of that scene's ties to the comics. And they will do anything to reinterpret the rightful owner of the eponymous magical keys as someone evil enough to shame Lord Sauron and despicable enough to make Dolores Umbridge tremble, no matter how many times she reminds us the keys are her property before Bode found them, or saves Kinsey from drowning, or saves Tyler and Nina from Sam. And they will compare any strong female character to her and say that we're "the definition of delusional" for disagreeing. A common argument from a train boy is that killing a kid automatically makes someone "objectively evil" for the rest of their lives but also that Sam setting dozens of underage prisoners on fire doesn't stop him from being "a good guy". Train boys may call us Satanists before reveling in Sam's nihilistic nature, or call us simps before simping over Eden or Jackie. Overall they base their tastes (or lack thereof) around girls badass enough to utilize trains as killing tools, and those too weak to try.
"I think Dodge is a wonderful person and iconic character"
"Haha silly fanboy, you're just jealous of how attractive and cool Jackie and Bode are"
"Okay train boy"
"Haha silly fanboy, you're just jealous of how attractive and cool Jackie and Bode are"
"Okay train boy"
by Keeper of the Keys October 10, 2021