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Surprise Laundry List

(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.
Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.

Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.

Patrick: Damn. Women these days...
by Heroneman February 21, 2011
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Palatine's Sweet Surprise

An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.
Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!
by The last wiggler December 24, 2020
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granny's apple surprise

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet
grandma just left a granny's apple surprise
by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022
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Surprise Barrel Roll

The act in which mid sex the male, in missionary position, rolls continuously, still penetrating his partner and thrusting.
Shane: "Hey Rick!"
Rick: "What now Shane.."
Shane: "Guess what I did to Laurie last Tuesday?"
Rick gives him a serious face and asks,"What did you do to her Shane?"
Shane: "I gave her the famous Surprise Barrel Roll on her for 10 seconds!"
Rick turns around and mutters to himself,"I was only able to do it to her for 2 seconds..."
by TOATSMYGOATS(NT) January 8, 2013
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Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.
“Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise
“Nah I like it
by Toddler5678 November 1, 2021
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Urine for a Surprise Act

When you pee in a girls vagina and use it as lube or eat it with the pee.
by Banana Slammer June 12, 2018
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Jack Rabbit Surprise

A Jack Rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. The Male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. He also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. To do the Surprise a regular size condom must be worn. The Jack Rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s vaginal receptacle. This is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high PTPM’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). Once the condom is lost in the vaginal canal the male stops and yells SURPRISE!!
Jean: You in yet?

Jak: SURPRISE!!

Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??

Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….

Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!
by bboy-domo January 19, 2010
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