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Newport pocket rocket

A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube
That cheeky slag ffion just gave herself a Newport pocket rocket
by gfjb December 28, 2015
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manual rocket launcher

when you nut in a girls mouth and clothesline her causing the jizz to shoot across the room and splat on the wall.
tom:hey bill did you bone last night?
bill:yeah man i made her do the manual rocket launcher
tom:hell yeah! did you hit the window and make it look like a bird shitted on the window?
by beansoup23 June 5, 2018
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Little Rocket Man

He wants the west to rot and die in a hole. He also has an insane addiction to nuclear missiles. He should really go to Dr. Phil
Little Rocket Man: First I'll nuke Japan, then South Korea, then I will finally cHing ChoNg AmeRiCa
by Crotux December 11, 2019
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Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.
I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.
by Im AG AF May 9, 2018
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el rocket launcher

Person: hey wanna go to space

Other Person: on which rocket

Person: on el rocket launcher
by 8digyua8gya December 10, 2020
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Prosecco Reese's Rocket

After shaking a Prosecco bottle sprayed all over a woman clothed only in two Reese's cups.
Last night that Prosecco Reese's Rocket cost me $37; it was so worth.
by Bigish Johnson April 2, 2021
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Red Rocket Productions

Red Rocket Productions is a comedy group based out of Denver, CO. The group contains Denver comedians Andrew Raschke, Derrick Rush, and Aaron Maslow. The group's website, www.redrocketproductions.net, contains sketch videos, stand-up comedy videos, blogs, interviews with Denver based comedians, and more.
Rod: Hey, did you see that new video from Red Rocket Productions?
Claude: Yeah, those guys are funny as fuck.
by RRPFan February 24, 2012
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