Oliver

An insecure prick who projects all his problems onto everyone else. A person called Oliver will get mad when you don’t give him every ounce of your attention all the fucking time. He may use the argument “your never the victim “ to make you seem like the villain when you are in fact just always a victim to his selfishness. Another thing you may encounter when talking to an Oliver is him claiming you faked your sa, ruin your other relationships and push you past your boundaries because of course the don’t apply to him. OF COURSE. If you have an Oliver In your life, GET HIM OUT OF IT. I promise your be happier after 3 minutes 🫶🏻🫶🏻
Oliver’s an abläute wanker.
by Slaying into ur mom October 25, 2022
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Oliver

A dude who hooks you up with the woman you spend the rest of your life with… A Sasha, who is a bitch but she loves you.
I am so happy now when I see my Sasha cause he olivered me.
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023
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Drunk Oliver

The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.
Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
by AlexG June 10, 2012
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Oliver

An Oliver is a sexy motherfucker who is also gay as fuck. He knows how to be sexual and also wants sex. When it comes to sex he’s a savage. An Oliver does not know when too rough is. He’s such a puller he has 3 wingmen. Oliver is the most amazing person you’ll see. His eyes light up the room. His hair flows in the wind. His lips are voluminous. And his banging body is all you could want in a sexy gay boy. Everyone shouts at him for is number but an Oliver gives his sc to everyone. An Oliver, over the age of 16, will have had sex as many times as you can count. In other words to be an Oliver you must be a man slag
“ Oliver, can I have your number?”

“ no have my snap chat- the sexy mofo 18
by Olliethomas995599 September 10, 2018
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neve oliver

From Hinckley nothing but a slag tbh can be funny tho
Neve oliver is a funny bitch Uno but still a massive slag
by Canoelover69 June 10, 2019
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Olivers' Dad

Joe: Hey isnt Olivers' Dad at the shop

Oli: fuck you
by peenwa March 6, 2020
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Oliver

A fucking legend with a huge huge.. who gets all the girls and every one wants to be like him cos he's a blody legend
Oliver is just a fucking god
by ThirtyArrow8445 July 10, 2019
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