Houston Mud Shovel

A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.

"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."

by MUMB Drumline August 24, 2011

mud shark

Pouncing gay man. "Mud" is slang for shit, combined with toothy predator = ass predator.

He is a total mudshark

by Stu October 4, 2002

hold her mud

Literally, to be able to undergo cold turkey narcotics withdrawal without the usual helpless uncontrollable diarrhea. Figuratively, to be tough, to undergo hardships without losing it.

"She was in that jail cell for three days going cold after her last shot of H, and never a peep. That broad can really hold her mud."
"She's going through an evil divorce and never once badmouthed her ex. She can really hold her mud."

by Bilberry March 11, 2008

Mississippi Mud Cut

A sick ass mullet. Generally attained by combining a #4 buzz from the front to just behind the ears, with an 8 month long shag.

Look at that Mud Cut! I'm so jealous.

Holy shit!, that is the sickest mullet this side of the Mississippi.

Your Mississippi Mud Cut makes me so hot!

by clyde johnson January 20, 2009

Hillbilly Mud Hole'n

When you are plowing your gals vag with such force that your nuts get stuck in her mud hole.

I just won the annual Hillbilly Mud Hole'n contest with a record breaking time of 48 seconds.

by uncleDshizzle March 14, 2015

afternoon mud moon

: to take a hot dump in the woods on a hike and have your closest friends cheering you on., (must use clothing to wipe your ass)

Paul took a afternoon mud moon in the woods and everyone cheered

by bisq May 20, 2019

Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting

When a chick with a is performing oral sex and her larger than normal nose penetrates the anus.

Both Lee and Aunt Sue loved swinging with Angela. Her nose was made Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting that they both were hooked for life

by PastorPapi August 10, 2019