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Houston Mud Shovel

A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.
"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."
by MUMB Drumline August 24, 2011
mugGet the Houston Mud Shovelmug.

mud shark

Pouncing gay man. "Mud" is slang for shit, combined with toothy predator = ass predator.
He is a total mudshark
by Stu October 4, 2002
mugGet the mud sharkmug.

hold her mud

Literally, to be able to undergo cold turkey narcotics withdrawal without the usual helpless uncontrollable diarrhea. Figuratively, to be tough, to undergo hardships without losing it.
"She was in that jail cell for three days going cold after her last shot of H, and never a peep. That broad can really hold her mud."
"She's going through an evil divorce and never once badmouthed her ex. She can really hold her mud."
by Bilberry March 11, 2008
mugGet the hold her mudmug.

Hillbilly Mud Hole'n

When you are plowing your gals vag with such force that your nuts get stuck in her mud hole.
I just won the annual Hillbilly Mud Hole'n contest with a record breaking time of 48 seconds.
by uncleDshizzle March 14, 2015
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Mississippi Mud Cut

A sick ass mullet. Generally attained by combining a #4 buzz from the front to just behind the ears, with an 8 month long shag.
Look at that Mud Cut! I'm so jealous.

Holy shit!, that is the sickest mullet this side of the Mississippi.

Your Mississippi Mud Cut makes me so hot!
by clyde johnson January 20, 2009
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Tequila Mud Butt

A blended drink consisting of 1 pint of tequila, 1 can of refried beans, and a cup of orange juice. Must be consumed straight from the blender in full. Usually the outcome of a bet due to its unpleasant taste, and should be video taped for evidence later. Acronym is TMB.
Tony can't wait to drink that tequila mud butt.
by sackbagjr November 29, 2011
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Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting

When a chick with a is performing oral sex and her larger than normal nose penetrates the anus.
Both Lee and Aunt Sue loved swinging with Angela. Her nose was made Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting that they both were hooked for life
by PastorPapi August 10, 2019
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