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call your mother

When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone
Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”

Person: “Call your mother, Louis”
by williet hughnot August 4, 2023
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The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.
“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
by A7hena June 30, 2020
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mother fucker huh

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020
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Mother Bitch Shit

This means that your mom is a whore that shits
by The Genius Boiiiii October 19, 2022
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Holy mother of India

The border of India that surrounds Pakistan and New Delhi.
Pakistan is the terrorist child of holy mother of india
by HOIYAAAAH May 16, 2022
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Singled out mother

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.
My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available
by Lifecoach to the stars March 17, 2022
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the mother of many people

"the mother of many people" is when ur mom just can't deside what man she wants. So she fricks them all! But that isn't so great for u... Beacause turns out your enemy is ur sister!
"hey can i come to ur place?" "Sure, here's my mom's number give it to urs." "that's the same number as my mom!!!" "i guess are mother is the mother of many people :)" these lovers were actually cousin!!!
by kook._.e September 19, 2021
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