hey kitty pspspsps

Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist
person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)

person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here

person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.
by that straight man January 15, 2024
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kitty bird

cat and bird
hi kitty bird!
by 3v6h5vhw5t March 26, 2021
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California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 25, 2022
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Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.
“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
by sumurbendickshinairy February 25, 2021
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Scurvey Kitty

Someone who is so disgustingly dirty, white trashish, nasty ass, greasy that it makes you go baahhhhh
Katie hasn't showered in three days... She's such a scurvey kitty.
by cungry November 03, 2009
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Kitty coastal

Slang for a large vagina. A.K.A Pussy
I drove down the kitty coastal last night, but my girlfriend got bored and everything wen downhill from there.
by Jiggs McGee December 21, 2010
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