Goon to a twin day

Everyday from 2025, you must goon to a twin once a day.

Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?

by TwistXL August 29, 2025

Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.

I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.

by LqdAim February 16, 2025

Flicker Goon

The act of gooning to break a 7 day or longer edge streak. It gets it’s name from your eyelids beginning flicker from the extreme pleasure.

“Yeah I just got done with a 3 day edge streak”
“Bro go for 7 then flicker goon”

by MensMilk May 24, 2024

james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy

james flick onion gooned everywhere

by goon maxer November 21, 2024

We Used To Goon To TS

Usually used regarding something that used to be popular but is kind of cringe now

*Sees old meme*

"We used to goon to ts"

by KaffeMannen July 26, 2025

Moon Gooning

The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out

Okay boys, it’s time for our moon gooning session.

by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023

goon

it used to mean very bad people in a gang and what not. but now it means jerkin off

friend: whaddup bro
other friend: shut up I'm gooning

by haazedd August 12, 2024