Unconventional family unit

When you want to cheat on your wife with the muscle milf but you don’t want to sound degenerate.

I’ve been thinking about starting an unconventional family unit with that single mom

by Back door August 18, 2023

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May my family die

Expression used for convincing someone about something

Example 1
A: Stop lying to me!
B: May my family die if i'm lying to you
Example 2
May my family die if i saw him on the road

by Dodel September 5, 2018

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family

*Dom doretto*

family is more important than everything.

by iaintveganbutieatmyveggies July 24, 2021

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Family milkshake

When you find out your partner is cheating so you go give all his male friends a blow job, save the outcome in a bottle, and give him a big mouthful of his friends.

Harrison cheated on me so I took him out for a family milkshake!

by Pettysweetness July 20, 2023

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Vin Diesel, that’s it.
He will show up, if you’re looking in the mirror and repeated “Family” five times.

He will also act as your spirit ghost and karate chop anyone in your way… and why is that? Because you’re FAMILY.

“You don't turn your back on family.”

by IdkButMeh July 17, 2021

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fifer family

The Fifer Family is a very Dangerous family with members in and out of jail they Fifer Family kids about Bad As Hell. It’s a lot of Fifers everytime you look up another pop out don’t mess with one Fifer cause 1 fight all fight .

The Fifer Family is the definition of Dangerous I’ll tell the truth I’m scared of them .

by AaronTurner January 6, 2024

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