Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.

by The King of Old Broadway December 22, 2008

beaver reliever

A toy that someone brings to work to relieve stress... But once friends at work see it start to make very funny jokes at her and her beaver reliever expense.

"Emily what are you doing over there squeezing your beaver reliever? "
"Emily we are at work stop playing with your beaver reliever"

by Beaver reliever May 7, 2017

Beaver

The best animal to ever exist in the world.

ME: The Beaver is the best animal to ever exist
Some random dude at Walmart: OK

by Spencer The Beaver God July 30, 2020

Freed the beaver.

Shaving the p...

Things were out of control down there so I freed the beaver.

by Babers 1009 January 23, 2021

beaver pleaser

A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.

Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.

Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*

by Sage48568865333 August 8, 2024

stinkity beaver

1. when something going great suddenly goes horrible

2. scoring zero points in a game or competition

1.
Someone: The bases are loaded, the tying run is on third, and Dobbs is up.
Someone else: Stinkity beaver!
2.
Someone: The phillies got the bases loaded three times last night and still didn't score.

Someone else: Yeah, that was a stinkity beaver!

by ebbie479 August 11, 2010

Beaver Glaze

Shiny, slick mucous residue left behind from a woman's orgasm.

I was beaver glazed by her WAP!

by Matdakis September 16, 2025