hey you lurkey turkey slut. it's HOEvember. you know what that means? time to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick. back in 1492, our main bitch Christopher Columbus and those slutty pilgrims had to cum to America in search of new dicks to suck. recite this to 10 of your sluttiest pilgrim bitches or you won't get any gravy this year. get told this by 5 friends and you're a mashed potato hoe.
by SunkenShips January 26, 2016
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by Yung poon November 27, 2017
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Little did Johnny know, his mom was secretly a start slut.
Little did Johnny know, his mom was secretly a start slut.
by Jacob Glosson March 20, 2020
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by Classy Hobo February 7, 2017
Get the savage slut mug.The conversation Tom and Jill were having through an open carriage window came to an end as the train jerked when it pulled away from the station In response to this sudden forward motion Jill pulled out her boobs.
This caused John to point out Jill's slut reflex.
This caused John to point out Jill's slut reflex.
by David Lee Thomas Senior June 22, 2011
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There’s two scenarios for a someone dating a former slut
1. The slut continues to sleep around and is cheating their partner
2. The slut actually is exclusive and the person they are dating is a slut tamer
There’s two scenarios for a someone dating a former slut
1. The slut continues to sleep around and is cheating their partner
2. The slut actually is exclusive and the person they are dating is a slut tamer
“I’m in a relationship now! Exclusive!”
“...but you’re a slut...”
“Guess he’s a slut tamer”
“Oh right on! Good for him!”
“...but you’re a slut...”
“Guess he’s a slut tamer”
“Oh right on! Good for him!”
by Phase10 May 14, 2018
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