Test Wank

The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.

The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank

by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023

National fake test day

June 20th, the day your teacher gives everybody a fake test that doesn’t matter!

Mr best scheduled a test for Tuesday
Don’t worry it’s National fake test day

by urmomsbasement June 13, 2023

test mode

a secret mode hidden in an electronic device that allows a manufacturer to test the product before it gets sent to the consumer

To access the test mode for the Yamaha PSR-19, hold down the first two white keys on the right while powering the keyboard on. Each button plays a note from C in the third octave up to G in the fourth octave. The power switch triggers the drum pads.

by bluestinger66 June 13, 2023

test

testing, testing, 1 2 3

test, word used for testing

by anonymous June 18, 2023

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 27, 2023

Schrödinger's Test

When someone says something completely out of left field to a stranger, and based on their reaction, decides if it was a test or not.

Schrödinger's Test Guy: *insert offensive or ridiculous thing*
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.

by beeixzy June 29, 2023

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by ItsMeGreg July 15, 2023