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Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.
by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022
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Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.
Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
by Hk1234 January 14, 2021
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Step-Mai

A hottie with a flamethrower and a shit ton of disturbing things to say and send.
Person: Hey there Step-Mai
Step-Mai: You looking like sexy bread gurl
by Anime_Waifuu February 1, 2021
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Step Jewish

When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)
“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”
by anonymous February 19, 2021
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Tahiti Two-Step

Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.
Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.
by Khanituss March 6, 2021
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Step

Alright bro, it’s getting late so I’m ‘bouta step
by Igetnoplay March 22, 2021
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step-1C1R

1- Stepcousin's child.
2- Stepgrandpibling's child.
3- Grandpibling's stepchild.
4- Cousin's stepchild.
My step-1C1R is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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