If you meet a Robert, just know that man has a massive wang.
Through the years Robert has come to appreciate the Pink Cigar between his legs, and it has made him the man he is.
Through the years Robert has come to appreciate the Pink Cigar between his legs, and it has made him the man he is.
by CyanideAngel December 16, 2021
A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!
D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert
by Bert1357 October 13, 2020
The most amazing guy someone can ever meet! He is sweet, caring, understanding, and very helpful. Never ever leave a Robert. He is the bestest friend someone could ever have. He helps others struggling with emotions and he makes everyone smile. He is amazing! He is also the most adorable and energetic person! He never fails to make someone smile or laugh
by anonymouswriter15 April 01, 2020
he is an awesome person he is funny and nice he likes to make people laugh he is smart and happy loving and cute he is 13
Robert is cool
by jeraldin February 17, 2021
This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame
Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
by 0.4x January 29, 2022
A Robert is a drug addict.
by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020