pooped his pants

The act of defecating in one's own trousers

Greg Oden POOPED HIS PANTS!!!! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP!

by SuperMulan October 8, 2008

penis pants

For girls- a pair of pants, that when you sit down, bend at the zipper area making the illusion of a penis bulge.

me: mom these jeans fucking suck!
mom: no they don't they're cute.
me: no mom look at this, they're PENIS PANTS!

by nbb October 25, 2006

tapered pants

Pants that were popular in the 80's and resembled the kungfu pants worn by Bruce Lee in ENTER THE DRAGON (Warner Bros:1973).

BRUCE LEE wore tapered pants a decade before anyone else.

by BRAD O'LEE January 29, 2009

brown your pants

when you shit your pants and theres nothing you can do about it so you gotta walk around with dump in your pants.

Josh:"man i totally tried to fart in latin class, instead i browned my pants."
Roy:"i thought i smelt something."

by elyk April 6, 2005

booty pants

pants with no pockets that make your ass look nicer-guys like booty pants a lot!

j lo pants or baby phat pants or south pole pants

by haha March 21, 2005

Gold Pants

A euphemism for anal virginity.

Gold pants - Noun

Ex 1. Nathan took Becky's gold pants.
Ex 2. Rough game for Brett Farve today. He lost his gold pants out there.
Ex 3. Robert no longer has his gold pants.

by rougher12 January 13, 2011

Chick Pants

I wear chick pants becuase they are tight and all the women love them...

Girl : "OMG did you see how tight his pants were!?"

Girl2: 'Yeah, he is soo hot, look at that butt.,. rawr!"

by Vivalanation734 July 3, 2005