Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.
She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.
by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015
Get the scampi pants mug.A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.
1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.
2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.
2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.
by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016
Get the vagina pants mug.when people try to insult someone but dont know what to say they just move their lips and make a sound e.g wazz pants.
by phanillioninosaur April 12, 2016
Get the wazz pants mug.Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.
by Melvin S March 23, 2019
Get the Buffet pants mug.Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.
Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Person: do you like these pants
Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.
Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.
Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
by mohawk hoe May 7, 2019
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Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
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