Paper Mache

When an man ejaculates onto many sheets of toilet paper, and then sticks those pieces of toilet paper onto a person, using the cum like glue.

Hey, you want play a game called paper mache? It's different from the artistic past time.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017

paper contractor

A person who has passed all the tests and earned a Contractor's license. Yet has never done any hands on work in construction and signs off the paperwork for the work crew.

At first I was a paper contractor. Then I started to work alongside my crew to have a hands on understanding of the finer details of this business.

by Douglas Linleaf September 18, 2022

Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.

Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.

by Elise girly May 19, 2021

backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.

you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!

by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

Paper nut

Gabby Lewis is the biggest nut out there and I want to mess her up plz hit my line up🤤🤤

Paper nut wants me to come to her party!!!🔥

by Paige’s daddy👅 March 4, 2019

Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.

That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.

by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023