dinner plate nipple

word used when a girls aerolas are equivelant or exceed the size of a dinner plate
when cindy showed me her boobs i laughed my ass off at her huge dinner plate nipples.
by justin February 27, 2005
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Erect Nipple Syndrome

(ENS) A phrase used to describe a woman in any situation who has pert, visible nipples coming from under a garment of clothing
by David Dunlop March 03, 2004
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Male Nipple Monger

A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.
Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.

Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!
by ThePrajektProductions January 16, 2010
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venn diagram nipples

When one's nipples are so large that they overlap, forming a common childhood comparison chart.
*4th grade classroom*
Billy: I have nothing to compare the pros and cons of masturbating in class
Teacher: Take your shirt off and use your beefy Venn Diagram Nipples
by Dogfood11 April 05, 2017
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Captain Kirk's Nipples

Something to say when you experience something astonishing or amazing.
Captain Kirk's Nipples that was an awesome movie.
by Jables246 November 02, 2009
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Rush Limbaugh's nipples

Anything that is simultaneously meaningless, contemptible, and repellent.
"Brittney's new record is about as interesting as Rush Limbaugh's nipples."
"Watching your dog puke reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's nipples."
by odradek February 07, 2008
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