Stove-Top Nasty

The coolest of the cool. Like if The Fonz and a freezer had a child in Antarctica.

-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.

-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)

--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'

"You just got your dream job?!?! Stove-top nasty."

"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."

"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"

"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."

"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"

"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."

by ~Easy E April 14, 2014

Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty)

When you ass is so tight and you fart, it sounds like a duck call.

Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty) I am so stressed out, I had a full day of duck dynasty

by BradLaw July 16, 2015

match my nasty

to have similar sexual desires as another

She won't let me go down on her, she don't match my nasty .

by anonymous_tales February 12, 2017

Ya lil nasty

Ya lil nasty is a phrase you say to someone when they are being shady or bitchy. If you say Ya lil nasty to a person they are either excluding you, talking shit about you or being an asshole.

friend 1: omg guys i have to tell u something!

friend 2: tell us!
you: omg what is it?!
friend 1: oh not u only (friend 2) sorry!
you: Ya lil nasty.

by cherrybombgirl June 10, 2018

The One They Call Nasty

A little stupid kid that decided to comment on something he knows nothing about. Someone who is so ignorant and shoved so far up their own booty that they can't comprehend that they have autism (not that there's anything wrong with autism)

Benny: JIMMY! You are such a the one they call nasty!
Jimmy: Eat my socks!

by Be Kind To People ;) March 21, 2019

Danny Carey-Nash

Danny is a sweet boy who hides his emotions and no matter how close u get with him he will always refuse to open up. Its hard to get him to love you but when he does he wont let go. When you find yourself with a Danny in your life, DONT let him go. He is precious.

Bit of a player but when he falls in love, he lets every side ting go and focuses on you entirely. I feel sorry for the people that lost him. When you lose a Danny, its hard to get him back. Life will never be the same without a Danny in your life. If your reading this you know who wrote this.

person A: I miss Danny Carey-Nash so much
person B: What happened with you and Danny???
person A: He left me

person B: well it was stupid to let him go
person A: I know.

by Jodie0137 June 26, 2021

HNF (High Nasty Factor)

When a female, usually in a desperate state of mind, has a sexually depraved mindset and has no wholesome thoughts about her. Her High Nast Factor is a sexual infatuation with completing a kinky sexual experience.

“Miley Cyrus has a HNF (High Nasty Factor) for foam fingers.”

by TherealHNF January 5, 2022