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Mexican Washcloth 

The art of using a washcloth to wipe ones ass. The cloth is then placed discreetly so that another person uses the cloth during bathing without knowing where it has been.
My wife pissed me off last night, so I gave her a Mexican Washcloth. In other words I just shit in her face. So now I am not pissed off anymore.

Mexican Hair Gel 

When a man masturbates into a toilet, and gives someone a swirly
dude after i gave her that mexican hair gel, she combed her hair with it!
Mexican Hair Gel by Hatchet Juggler November 23, 2011

Mexican Condom 

A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.

Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
"Dude Felecia did the Mexican condom with me, it felt awesome"
Mexican Condom by chumpguy December 31, 2013

Mexican Mudslide 

Drink made with Patron Cafe and Monster Mocha. Adding a shot of patron silver makes it a Dirty Sanchez.
Bartender make me a Mexican Mudslide, or better yet make it a Dirty Sanchez.
Mexican Mudslide by Kirby68 September 11, 2016

Mexican Hotplate 

When you take a hot pepper, rub it all over your lips... Then proceed to go down on your woman....

Pre-requisite of being 65 years old plus. When younger than that, it's called being an asshole and is only performed in secrecy without the woman's knowledge.
Old woman: "I just love it when you kiss me 'down there'. You're like an arist with your tongue."

Old Man: "pass me one o' them hot peppers"

There's a Mexican Hotplate
Mexican Hotplate by Don M December 24, 2008

mexican freezeout

when in a vehicle, putting on windowlocks, then rolling the windows down in cold weather and traveling at a high rate of speed
person 1: every heard of a mexican freezeout?
person 2:.....no?
person 1: alright, check this out, dont worry its fun.
mexican freezeout by ca25yghfgw March 11, 2008