meat smash

Using a hammer, or some hard object to repeatedly smash your dick and balls.

dude, I'm still sore from that meat smash.

meat smash by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

meat static 

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.

scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.

meat static by weiner beaner February 12, 2008

meat bubble 

A meat bubble is when you fart and it feels like a bubble rolls up your taint.

Mike's taint was tickled by a meat bubble.

meat bubble by Bubble Boy April 9, 2008

meat envelope 

(noun) A vagina; a meat wallet.

I slammed her meat envelope well.

Most everone's hands had been on her meat envelope.

meat envelope by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

meat pouch 

A sloppy vagina
A hot, wet butthole
A crusty pocket pussy

I sank my dick so far into her meat pouch I could feel the entrance to her uterus on the tip

meat pouch by Packet Sniffer April 7, 2015

meat sack

A useless person that has as much purpose as a sack of dead meat. Good for nothing.

George Bush is a meat sack, he may as well be staring at the wall all day at his ranch instead of trying to communicate with people.

meat sack by Brody Brohams February 7, 2007

meat umbrella 

A young child that is fat enough to be used as an umbrella

Jimmy is suck a meat umbrella

meat umbrella by Nwat March 1, 2017