"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
by Jeffi June 16, 2018
by Maniditie February 04, 2018
by jamlew12 November 04, 2016
A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
"That Blyat Machine sucks"
by Sleepy Hed February 26, 2021
The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 07, 2022
A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can
"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
by Sam morph September 23, 2017