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New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.
by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024
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Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.
Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!
by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016
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jump yo gate

Backdooring or snaking someone for something they have or they did.
“ aye nate let me jump yo gate
by naeskoe January 21, 2024
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raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 19, 2021
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She needs to jump and recognize

Slang that gay men use to let everyone know that they love the cock and not vagina.
Bro! That chick over there just asked me for my digits, She needs to jump and recognize.
by dubbedout December 5, 2015
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Tijuana Jump Start

When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.
"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"
by yourhornymother420 February 2, 2024
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skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic
" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "
by Mr. Barrett April 5, 2005
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