Dysfunctional Jerry

Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars

mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"

by sLuGo September 30, 2005

barry jerry

blow job

I'll pay you $500 for a barry jerry.

by bubba1234e April 19, 2009

Midnight Jerry

A Midnight Jerry is a shit that comes on in the middle of the night, waking you from sleep, and demands to be let out.

"Mmmph, Honey.. come back to bed."

"CAN'T! MIDNIGHT JERRY!!!"

by The Editorial Staff of.. February 16, 2009

Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...

"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".

by StangFtl February 1, 2010

Insta-Jerky

Another word for bacon

Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!

by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

by The Plowman November 29, 2012

fraternity jerky

When a fraternity creates beef jerky in order to pay for maintenance costs. May contain semen.

Hey frosh, wanna buy some fraternity jerky? It goes to a good cause.

by a concerned citizen02 November 20, 2013