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I wanna play you like my e-girls

This was made for games and e-girls how want to flirt with each other
It comes for Draw me like one of your french girls but for gamers.
Hey gamer girl i wanna play you like my e-girls
by Unecessary godly April 17, 2021
mugGet the I wanna play you like my e-girlsmug.

"I have to tell you something" moment

The scene in movies and tv shows when one person is about to tell another person something, but the other person interrupts and says something that convinces the first person not to say anything. The other person usually finds out the truth anyway. This scene is being over used in tv shows and chick flicks
The classic "I have to tell you something" moment

Girl: (thinking) I don't want to go out with this guy, he's weird! I'm gonna break up with him.

Guy:hey how are you?

Girl:I have to tell you something.

Guy:me too... My aunt just died after a long, painful battle with cancer and her dying wish was for me to give you her priceless diamond ring. So what were you gonna tell me?

Girl:Uhhh... (in fake voice) I just wanted to say I'm so excited were going out yaayyy...
by afroman473 July 23, 2009
mugGet the "I have to tell you something" momentmug.

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.
I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!
by Elitist January 2, 2004
mugGet the go away or I will replace you with a simple shell scriptmug.

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.
Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!
by FreeBSD user June 22, 2004
mugGet the go away or I will replace you with a simple shell scriptmug.

I less than three you <3

It was a joke I started towards the "emo" kids in school. They put <3 signs on everything they can get their grimy little hands on. I started using it on myspace.com and now every emo kid in school has it written on every bathroom stall in the school.
by Faye May 2, 2005
mugGet the I less than three you <3mug.
"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.
Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-
mugGet the i want to hit you with a fucking busmug.

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